Beautiful day for soccer tryouts. Shame it’s cold as fuck.
"LOOK AT ME, EDDY! I AM ONE WITH THE SWAG!"
Nah man I’m manly as fuck
Whenever I see the word lemons I say it in my head like le mons and because of this I firmly believe that I am indeed French
I feel like penguins deserve a hug more than any other animal I mean they live in the coldest fucking place on Earth and everything wants to eat them
Sometimes I’m a dumb shit while other times I’m still actually a dumb shit
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
forget coffee shop AUs there need to be more random diner in the middle of nowhere at one in the morning AUs
You know what fuck it it’s jackgamzee everyone