Do you even know how vaginas work? Lmfao as soon as miss glitter cooch gets her period all the glitter will come out -_- you are v funny, but still very ignorant.

It was a humorous rant on how annoying glitter is and how stupid it was to pour it all over your body
Maybe the hyperbole wasn’t clear enough

Walk up in the club like what up I got a big cock. All of them. The biggest and loudest in the world. I pull down my pants to reveal thousands of engorged roosters. Oh how proud I am of them.

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from zanetehaiden
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zanetehaiden:

princess-sexybutt:

me

YEAH YOU SEE THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T PUT FUCKING GLITTER ON YOUR VENUS DICK TRAP

zanetehaiden:

princess-sexybutt:

me

YEAH YOU SEE THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T PUT FUCKING GLITTER ON YOUR VENUS DICK TRAP

(Source: pornblography)

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from zanetehaiden
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zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why
WHY
WHY?????
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE. 
YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN
YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.
I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why

WHY

WHY?????

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE.

YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN

YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.

I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

(Source: platosmusee)

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from pussyquiver
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Do you have any Senpais or Kohais?
Anonymous

pussyquiver:

Zanetehaiden is my senpai

And man I’ve got an army of kohais

Love them all to bits snd pieces uwu

*notices you*

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from yifftydrifty
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oelm:

Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.
oelm:

Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.

oelm:

Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from egbooty
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batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from yaoi-cthulhu
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(Source: rnetabolism)

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Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from baroquen-sol
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baroquen-sol:

This year, I met one of the most talented oboists my age. His name is Rex Yape. He has been playing on a borrowed instrument for years. He was accepted to study oboe at Curtis Institute in the fall. He has to pay Curtis $1300 by MAY FIRST. Not only that, but he needs to return his oboe at the end of this school year and buy a new one. If he can’t raise the money, he will have to give up music. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE take the time to read this article and watch the video. If you can’t donate, please spread the word! He is truly one of the most talented, kind, and funny kids you could ever meet. It would mean so much to give even a dollar. Tumblr, I know you can at least spread the word. I’ve seen it done before. Help Rex achieve his dream. It would be wasted talent if he can’t go to college.

Help this person out please

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from rnisandry
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rnisandry:

my dog is probably close to passing away you guys please send me nice vibes

Send this person nice things

I find it really funny that you managed to push yet another decent(she's more than decent really, I think she is a lovely person on many platforms) person out of your life with your overbearing cynicism and disgusting lack of care for friendships or relationships of any kind! Do you realize the cycle you've fallen into?
Anonymous

She’s probably one of the best people I’m ever gonna know yeah.

I recognize it.

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from magicalgrill
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vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

Reblogged on 24 Apr 2014 from kleffytime
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maggiethemadbat:

Kaneoya Sachiko